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Defector!

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In your dreams...

Elaine: "Jerry, I had this dream last night that you will never believe!"

Jerry: "Oh yeah?  What was it?"

Elaine: "Well, this client at work is just driving me crazy!"

Jerry: "You had a dream about the client?"

Elaine: "YES!  Well, not any one person, but the company."

Jerry: "Go on."

Elaine: "Well, for this project, we left some fields blank, at their request, mind you, so that they could be filled in later."

Jerry: "So you dreamed about the fields?"

Elaine: "Well, kinda.  Let me talk!"

Jerry: "I apologize, keep going."

Elaine: "Well, now they're telling us they don't want those fields anymore, but they already signed off on them."

Jerry: "I see"

Elaine: "So, in my dream, this client comes to us and says 'Well, I think you misunderstood what we meant when we said we wanted those.'  So they take us to the basement and there's shackles all along the wall."

Jerry: "Shackles!  You don't say!"

Elaine: "I do say!  There's shackles in the basement Jerry!"

Jerry: "Now this is getting interesting"

Elaine: "Yeah, so anyway, each set of shackles represents a field in this layout.  And where the 'filler fields' are supposed to be is an empty set of shackles."

Jerry: "So there's actually people in the shackles?!"

Elaine: "Yes!  And they all look like they just got shipped in from third world countries."

Jerry: "So what are you gonna do?"

Elaine: "I donno.  It was just a dream."

Jerry: "Yeah, but there's shackles!"

Elaine: "I know.  This client is driving me insane."